The Sex Position Playbook

Looking for ways to switch it up in the bedroom, check out Men's Health 8 Best Sex Positions. Some are more classic and others are well... lets just say I've never heard of the "Spork."

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My First Time Having Sex | Rated-R

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’ -Read More

Cyber Sex - Read it, just...read it.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it’s just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn’t get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I’m ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em… Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I’m gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Getting Lucky....

College Kids,

When you get lucky people say they go all the way to third base.What is first, second, and third base to you?

Jesse
Minnesota

Jesse,

Many people have different views on this subject, but seeing your asking me here how it goes:

1st Kissing

2nd Anything except Oral

3rd Oral

4th Sex
Hope this helps!

Cheers,

The College Kids

Relationships

College kids,

How do relationships work in college? Is it just a bunch a random hookups? I recently got dumped, and I'm wondering if I'll find someone new easily at college. Also, what happens if you date someone for a really long time in college and then he dumps you? Is it easy to find someone when you've been at your school along time?

Erica
19 years old
New Jersey


Erica,

Relationships in college are well...unpredictable. It really all depends on the person and his/her background. I myself, came into college with a relationship that went on all freshmen year and through the summer. Right before school started she broke my heart.

The other college kids have been through their relationships as well. Chris Mc, is still in a very healthy relationship with a girl from back home. Stas has been through his as well, but he is very happy right now with the girl he is with.

I feel everyone has those random hookups in college though. The next morning you will wake up either saying "What did I just do?" or "YES!" You will get some hazing from your close friends, but they mean no harm, you will have the chance to do the same thing to them believe me.

As for getting dumped, it hurts. I know. It's something you need to get past and enjoy what you have while you have it. For instance, last year when I was having troubles with my ex-girlfriend, I lost all my good friends because I was a hermit in my own room. I regret doing that. Carpe diem (seize the day).

I hope everything works out for you.

Good luck,

The college kids